Have $800. Need Water Buffalo.

I was playing on the internet one day and I found this: Water Buffalo Mount from a wild water buffalo. This water buffalo mount will have natural imperfections customarily found on all wild animals. $800.



I have a few thoughts:

1. Good God! Water buffalo are massive.

2. How did this animal meet its end?  The company says the animal parts it sells are by-products of agriculture or government culling programs.

3. Even though the animal had to die, the taxidermist did it justice.  It looks great, unlike this poor creature.

4. All the mounts in restaurants like Longhorn Steaks and Bugaboo Creek must be picked up at a warehouse like this.

5. Do I have room in my house?