Open Letter to o.b.: Bring the Purple Back!

It has been a sad year or so since the purple has left my life.  I stocked up, but my supply is almost gone.  The super duper purples were perfect for overnight.  Purple is my favorite color.  It really is.  <<sad face>>

I've been a loyal customer since I started puberty.  I've never strayed unless caught in public and forced to bum a tampon off a stranger.

My dearest o.b.:  BRING THE PURPLE BACK!

I want this to be purple.